The north wind doth blow, and we shall have snow, and what will your noggin do then, poor thing? We suggest tucking it under one of our Tipsy Elves Christmas beanies to keep it warm. These head sweaters are made of 100% acrylic for a cozy fit and are one-size-fits-all to match any melon. They’re suitable for guys and gals (as well as elves) and are guaranteed to make you feel festive. Here’s an overview of our holiday designs.
This classic three-toned design features elegant white and red geometric shapes on a rich blue backdrop. We like to imagine the last rays of the evening sun glinting off these snowflakes, turning them a ruddy vermillion. The densely packed pompom that tops this beanie is so thoroughly mixed with red and blue that it almost looks purple. You’ll certainly feel like royalty when you wear this cap and possibly even better if you add in some leggings with Christmas designs.
The red, white, and green knitting on this skull coozie gives us the chills—in a good way. It’s such a perfect mix of whimsical bric-a-brac and mathematical inaccuracy. Like most Fair Isle Christmas beanies, this one features snowflakes with eight points rather than six. It’s one of the ways we make sure our sweaters and Christmas style leggings achieves the necessary ugly quotient. The little details like this are sure to drive your scientifically-minded friends totally nuts.
This beanie differs from others in our collection because it doesn’t sport a pompom on top. This bare top is mirrored in the overly exposed positioning of the caribou cavorting in red around the middle of the hat. The alternating green and red hearts circling the brim make this a beanie that could be just as suitable for Valentine’s Day as Christmas—if you’re into that kind of thing.
These red and green/gray designs on white are great choices for skiing. You’ll be sure to strike up some interesting conversations on the ski lift. Fellow slope-addicts may also be more likely to wipe-out because they are distracted by your bawdy bonnet. That’s always fun to watch. Keep your head down as you swoop under tree limbs. You wouldn’t want to have one of our precious Christmas beanies snatched from your head by an errant twig. After you're done with the slopes find your way into a set of our Christmas style pjs and just relax with a cup of hot chocolate.
This is our favorite version of the classic ‘boggin. Initially, it appears very sedate in color and form (much like a longshoreman’s watch cap). But our tipsy toque is far from ordinary. Look closer and you’ll see that it’s bedecked with our very own mascot, reclining atop our company name because he’s no longer steady enough on his feet to remain standing. We know you won’t mind walking around with a bit of advertising for your favorite ugly sweater brand on your forehead. We’re told that there are even a few fans out there with tattoos of our logo in compromising places. That’s what happens when you go to the tattoo parlor after a few too many beers!
Finnaly, we need to take a atep back and say the pledge of Allegiance to our grand ole nation. Our usa beanies, beaming with the red, white, and blue will keep you warm on the purple mountains majesty and protect you from the wind over the ambers ways of grain. Also, they look and feel pretty awesome.