Should grownup dudes wear awesome Halloween costumes? Of course they should! In fact, Halloween costumes for men aren’t childish at all. They are a rite of passage that grants you entry into all the coolest, spookiest parties. We know you’ll find a creepy option that makes all your nightmares come true in our collection of mens costumes. So start stalking your perfect outfit right now. The witching hour is almost at hand and you don’t want to be caught dead without one of our unique adult Halloween costumes.
Are you naturally hairier than you’d like—or have you always been completely incapable of growing a full beard? Either way, we bring equal opportunity furriness to all our bros with the gruff and gritty werewolf onesie. If the story of Little Red Riding Hood ended with the wolf eating the woodsman and stealing his clothes, this would be the result. Like all our mens Halloween costumes, this one can be played funny or scary. It’s up to you what twisted twist to put on the execution of the character.
Want funny adult Halloween costumes that make you appear both unthreatening and possibly emotionally disturbed? Our unicorn onesie will send exactly the right mixed message. If you have a weird pony voice to go along with this mens Halloween costume, it will be even more effective. Plus, this is one of the only Halloween costumes for men that’s pretty much guaranteed to get you extra candy when you go out trick or treating (you still do that, right?) No one can resist the furry mane and rainbow tail.
If you want cool Halloween costumes that are a real blast, you can’t miss our astronaut jumpsuit. It’s got the kind of full coverage you need in the chill of autumn, not to mention the absolute zero of outer space. The level of detail on these Halloween costumes for men is truly amazing. There’s even a six pack cooler “jet pack” to make sure you earn the nickname Buzz. Fill this container with your favorite witches brew and find out how far you can walk with a full pack on your back. Sucks not to be weightless, but you’ve been grounded for bad behavior!
You can also get pretty formal with some of our mens costumes. The Stitch suit is what finely tailored couture looks like in the land of the undead. That faux top stitching isn’t a mistake, every line is carefully crafted for a “barely holding it together” effect. You can add a fedora to make this suit look even more like a throwback to a bygone age. Remember, old mobsters never die. They just fuggedaboutit.
Tired of looking at Halloween costumes for men? We can’t imagine that happening with so many side splitting options on display. But if it does you should probably take a look at the rest of the options we’ve got in store for the fairer sex. Our cute Halloween costumes for women are just as epic!