If anyone tells you that wearing a costume is childish, just stick your tongue out at them while you zip yourself into one of our Halloween onesies. These awesome costumes prove that you really are never too old to play dress up. And they aren’t the flimsy dime store outfits your parents had to wear when they were children. Instead, you get the deluxe comfort of a well-made and cozy jumpsuit combined with the expertly executed concepts dreamed up by our design team. Shop away, because there’s sure to be a costume that you can’t live without. A noteworthy comment: These costumes are not the best rave clothes, but will still be a hit regardless.
First in our lineup of Halloween onesies, we have the formidable Frankenstein. The awesomeness of this particular jumpsuit will hit you like a bolt of lightning, reanimating all your favorite memories of trick or treating and going to fall festivals when you were a wee one. That classic monster may have been pieced together from spare parts, but our costume is a sleek one-piece that is much easier to assemble. Of course, you do have to supply your own abnormal brain. We’re guessing that won’t be a problem. For a two-person trick or treat team, make sure your best friend is dressed up in our werewolf costume. This bodacious beast is rocking the woodsman flannel and shows all the posers what a full beard really looks like. Hence the reason why it is not a part of our 80s costumes for sale.
If you prefer to suit up as one of the nameless dead, our Bones onesie is the perfect incognito sexy Halloween costumes... if you're into that kind of thing. This jumpsuit features gruesome human skeletal anatomy from hood to heel. Zip the front all the way up over your face to show off the smooth cranium and grinning mandible of this long-decayed Halloween horror. If you prefer to leave more to the imagination, we have Halloween onesies like the Stitched Up costume that are more formal. In fact, this faux three-piece is perfectly acceptable black tie for an All Hallows Eve soiree. It looks like a mad pathologist got carried away after performing the most thorough autopsy of all time. But you have to admit, the results are pretty stylish.
Maybe you’re the person who’s always asked to bring the beer to the party. One of our Halloween onesies has been specifically designed to make that task easier. It took a rocket scientist to come up with this “Tipsy” astronaut costume, but it was worth the effort. The functional six pack holder on the back is a testament to what human ingenuity can achieve with the right motivation. That’s one small sip for man, one giant hangover for mankind. Add on a pair of cool sunglasses for men and you'll be all set.
What do unicorns and hotdogs have in common? They are both chuckle-worthy themes for our collection of Halloween costumes for ladies. Prance your way across a festival in our unicorn costume and be prepared for all the compliments you receive. Candy corn and caramel apples will be offered at every turn. The hotdog jumpsuit will have everyone cracking jokes about how great your buns look. Either way, these costumes can be repurposed far beyond the fall holidays, making you the instant mascot at a family reunion or a sports game.