Once upon a time, the thought of wearing men’s funny Christmas jumpers probably made you cringe. They’re so old and stodgy! They look like they were knitted by someone’s dear old Gran! They’re lumpy and never fit quite right! Those days are gone. With Tipsy Elves apparel, you get jumpers that are youthful, trendy, colorful, and far from boring. Of course, your own grandmother would probably be scandalized if she saw some of the designs.
For one thing, there’s no shortage of shagging reindeer. We think it’s perfectly right and proper to show animals doing what they do…naturally. It’s all very beautiful if you think about it. But even David Attenborough probably never spied a bunch of reindeer engaging in the acts depicted on a few of our more adult-themed jumpers. These are the ideal raunchy jumpers to wear for a night out holiday pub-crawling with your mates. Be prepared to have a few pints of beer bought for you by mirthful revelers—or even a bold lassie with a well-developed sense of humor. These Christmas jumpers for men are excellent conversation starters!
For more innocent but still outrageously eye-searing ugly jumper options, there’s always the abominable snowman or the completely random T-rex sweater. Or, you can choose disturbing images of mutilated snowmen and gingerbread characters. In fact, scenes of violence and mayhem abound on our deceptively soft and comfortable men’s Christmas jumpers. a snowman loses his head, Grandma gets run over by a you know what, and a cat gets a real charge out of a string of lights. If you don’t manage to offend and least one delicate sensibility, we’re not doing our job right.
Perhaps you really get into the spirit of the season. If you want to look like an extra who just wandered away from Santaland, there are always Elf and Santa jumpers in garish green and red. We knit the collars and belts right into these costumes for easy dressing and undressing. Hey, get your minds out of the gutter! We just know that it’s nice to dress in layers when it gets chilly out. Have your girlfriend wear a matching womens Christmas jumper to make everyone around you roll their eyes at your unbearable cuteness. If Santa isn’t really your bag and you’re more of an ‘eight days of light’ guy, forego all the Christmas jumpers and go straight for our Happy Hanukkah sweater design, complete with dancing dreidels.
No matter how you like to get your jollies during the season of Yule, we guarantee you’ll find a jumper that helps you express some holiday style. We make it easy to order exactly what you want with a handy size chart. If you can use a measuring tape, you’ve got it made. Of course, if you get confused and think that twelve centimeters is really twenty three centimeters, then you might have a problem. We can’t help you with that. For anything else, feel free to contact our team of helpful elves.