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Men's Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The weather is cooling, and that means it’s time to shop for holiday sweaters for men. Finding and wearing the ugliest holiday sweater possible is a real quest. Only one man can end up on the Yarn Throne (it’s made entirely of knitting needles and VERY uncomfortable). That man could be you. Let’s make shopping really fun this year. Choose your perfect sweater from our collection of ugly Christmas sweaters for men based on the Game of Thrones character you like best. Here are our suggestions.

Eddard (Ned) Stark

Headless Snowman is the obvious choice for this character. This Hand of the King didn’t last long. Some snowmen just aren’t meant to stray from Winterfell for warmer climes. This downer of a sweater calls for some cheerful pants—maybe bright red or green?

Petyr Baelish

The character of “Little Finger” is perfectly captured on our Suspicious Gnome sweater. He’s all smiles to your face, but there’s a very sharp ax behind his back. Wear a long trench coat over this sweater until you are ready to make the big reveal.

Jaime Lannister

The Reindeer Climax sweater is the signature apparel for everyone’s favorite lady’s man. He’s always getting caught in a compromising position at the worst possible moment. You’ll notice the guy and girl reindeer on this sweater look remarkably like each other. That might be coincidence, or something much more kinky.  Be dashing in a pair of designer jeans and loafers (sans socks) to capture Jaime’s nonchalant sense of style with our classic men’s ugly holiday sweaters online.

Jon Snow

When you’re stuck defending the Wall from a hoard of Christmas zombies (that’s our term for white walkers), you start to believe that anything is possible. Jon would pick the Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer sweater—just so he can make sure she doesn’t reanimate and come back to bite him. The sweater may be colorful, but the rest of your outfit should be as black as a crow. Show up to the party with this and some wine sweaters and you're sure to be the hit of the party.  

Bronn

This gruff sell sword is probably one of the only completely honest characters on the show. He makes no bones about the fact that he’s a mercenary, willing to sell his loyalty to the highest bidder. He would even be willing to assassinate a well-loved character from a children’s Christmas song for the right price. And he’d be proud to wear our Hunted Reindeer sweater to prove it.

Joffrey Baratheon

This twisted little bastard is exactly the kind of person you expect to find torturing animals. So, the Electrocuted Cat sweater would probably be right up his alley. Skinny jeans paired with this top will give you a youthful look. Bleach your hair blond and complete the look with a smirk that makes your friends want to punch you in the face. Repeatedly.

Check out our entire collection of ugly holiday sweaters for men. You’re sure to find one that encapsulates how you feel about the Christmas season. Don’t buy just one sweater. Fill your closet if you can. Remember as you shop…Winter is coming!