Do you long for a fabulous neon ski sweater that will help you outpace the competition in 1980s fashion—if not in actual speed and prowess on the powder? Tipsy Elves is here to help with an extravagant selection of vividly colored wintertime apparel. These knits are keeping it tight so you can hang loose on the slopes this season.
Our brash designs are a favorite choice for all kinds of outdoor activities. You can pull one of our neon ski sweaters over your head before heading out for a hiking or camping adventure, or even wear one under a bright orange hunting vest to add more visual contrast. Keep out the windy chill when you are motor boating or yachting, at the fairgrounds, or anywhere you want to make a statement with your apparel with a mens neon windbreaker as well. Whether people love 1980s-themed sweaters or hate them, no one will be able to ignore you in one of these designs.
For large group outings, wearing matching ugly sweaters can help you identify other members of your crazy clan. Just think, you can walk up to any security guard and ask, “Have you seen someone walking by in an atrocious neon ski sweater?” They’ll know exactly who you are talking about and point you in the right direction. Choosing neon ski gear like this is also a good way to stand out in any crowded area. Imagine the announcement over the intercom system, “Will the woman in the sweater that makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon please come to baggage claim? Thank you for your cooperation.” Such a tasteless sweater also gives auctioneers an easy way to signify who won a bid. “Sold! To the gentlemen in the sweater that looks like My Little Pony threw up on it!”
Wearing this kind of garish top to a party is also a game changer. You will quickly gain a reputation as the individual who is too self-confident to worry about what others say about your personal appearance. Such self-assurance is a powerful aphrodisiac. Don’t take our word for it, give it a try and see how people flock to you to bask in the neon glow of your sweater. After a few drinks, you’ll start to believe that everyone is giving you an approving once over. You may end up as the honorary champion of beer pong, or the new mascot for the football team. There’s no telling how far your star can ascend with the right ugly mens ski sweaters.
Pick Your Poison: What’s your style? Do you enjoy hot pink snowflakes on a vivid green and yellow backdrop—like radioactive blossoms falling from the sky? Or does a patchwork of random geometric shapes and patterns that mesmerize the eye feel more your style? We have a retro ski jacket and neon ski jackets perfect for that. Perhaps you’d prefer outrageously athletic and blindingly colorful skiers cavorting on your torso? We’ve got an ugly neon ski sweater to suit every mood and all occasions. Wear these with your ski apparel, with casual street clothes, or with your favorite overalls. We won’t judge!