Plain old t-shirts may be alright for boring people, but novelty t-shirts are designed for braver souls. If you are a fashion pioneer and a trendsetter, you need a closet full of tees that really suit your lifestyle. Here are just a few of the choices available in the Tipsy Elves catalogue.
This politically-inspired t-shirt design will offend pretty much anyone who is interested in politics. That’s what makes it a fun tee to wear out and about in an election year. Here are four inappropriate places where you could get in trouble for sporting this drinking shirt:
We don’t know what it is about this little character that just makes us want to scream for ice cream. We probably shouldn’t be printing this particular design given the current hysteria over the “obesity epidemic.” Sunday should be low-carb day according to killjoys like Dr. Oz. But we think the ambiguously gendered kid with the three Stooges haircut on these mens graphic tees have the right idea. You only go around once. If enjoying a sinful root beer float is what floats your boat, go for it with our Sundae Funday Shirt!
Country western songs have the best (and longest) titles of any music genre. For example, we’ll never forget “I’ve got tears in my ears from lyin’ in my bed at night and cryin’ over you.” Our St Patricks Day t-shirts capture the heartbroken sentiment of this mournful tune and adds a Celtic lilt. In fact, the Irish are the masters of tragedy. Just like cowboys, they know that the only way to get an old love off their mind is to wash away the bittersweet memories with a river of whiskey.
Is it our imagination, or does Uncle Sam just keep getting cooler every year? Now, he’s apparently a Sigma Alpha Epsilon pledge. He’s sure to get some hazing about the beard, but the hat is totally sick. Don’t be surprised if your pals aim for the bulls-eye on these graphic tees for women with a chilled brewski. That’ll leave a mark!
You always got picked last for a game of pickup basketball and you never lettered in anything but playing hooky in high school. But if chugging was an Olympic sport, you’d finally make the cut...and we've got the perfect selection of drinking shirts for you. They say you can master anything if you spend ten thousand hours doing it, and you’re probably pretty close at this point. In fact, you could get an endorsement deal from any number of liquor companies if you won a medal for long-distance drinking. Maybe that can be your backup plan if the whole college dealio doesn’t work out as planned.