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Sexy Christmas Sweaters

We may be famous for designing ugly sweaters, but you’ll be best known for our sexy Christmas sweaters. They are simply irresistible, as you’ll soon find out when you slip into one before heading out for a holiday party. We encourage you to try sneaking one of these tunic length knitted dresses into the next tacky sweater contest at your office this season. It’s possible that you can make these cute ugly Christmas sweaters walk that fine line between sexy Xmas sweater and sad sack of knitted horridness from Grandma’s attic. If you actually win first place in the contest, let us know so we can celebrate with you. After all, as we say in elf-town, when one of us is the winningest, we all win.

We always include at least one humping reindeer design in any collection of sexy Christmas sweaters, but we’ve got twice the fun in store with our Double Date design. These naughty Christmas sweaters sport an orgy of frisky fashion that will make your more conservative friends blush as red as Santa’s ruddy nose. This look goes great with red satin pants or any of our winter leggings. After all, tacky Christmas sweaters shouldn’t be the only eye-catching part of a holiday outfit. We can also readily advocate for pairing these tops with a super short skirt and candy cane tights for a spicy bit of holiday temptation in your wardrobe.

We think you’ll agree that our inappropriate Christmas sweaters are hilarious, but a really sexy Xmas sweater is one that’s just long enough to double as a dress. That’s what you’ll get with our Jolly Jester sweater dress. It’s got all the hallmarks of elvish mischief with pompoms at the wrist and neckline that will bounce gleefully as you skip over to the mistletoe to pose for a kiss. With hot ugly Christmas sweaters like this, you won’t be waiting long for a willing suitor. Give this sweater dress a spin on the dance floor too, and watch people make room!

Think you are a little too high brow and intelligent for our sexy Christmas sweaters? That’s OK, we’ve got plenty of nerdy Christmas sweaters in our collection too if you like to show off your brain more than your body. If you really want to send a clear signal about what you’re looking for this holiday season, just go straight for our “Single and Ready to Jingle” top. Who says tacky Christmas sweaters don’t send the right message?

Whether you’re looking for sexy Christmas sweaters that make people laugh (like our Santa Broke the Internet design) or just a plain old Fair Isle pattern, there’s no shortage of options right here. Get ready to dress up for the winter season, and don’t forget to pick up beanies, scarves, socks, jackets, and other cool weather apparel to wear along with these top picks. After all, even hot ugly Christmas sweaters may not be enough to keep you toasty warm when the weather outside is frightful.