All of our Christmas jumpers have gone through many style trends over the past 50 years—and many of these looks keep circling back around every decade or so. There are the same old designs with snowflakes and little fir trees all in a row (with maybe a reindeer or two standing around looking bored). Perhaps you think you’ve seen it all when it comes to holiday style and ugly jumpers. But you really haven’t until you get a good look at our line of Christmas jumpers for women. We’re the ones who have taken the ugly jumper trend from the smalltime to the bigtime. All it took was a few brave elves, a keg of beer, and the will to do fashion differently. You’re welcome.
What is there to love about the Tipsy Elves collection? First, we know how to fit a jumper to the female figure. Too tight, and you look like a stuffed sausage. Too loose, and you look like a pile of mashed potatoes. We save you from the “bangers and mash” dilemma with well-shaped jumpers that hug your curves without squeezing too hard. Our easy-to-use size charts save you from the hassle of trying to guess your size. Just measure and select. No one has to know your measurements but you and a workshop full of elves (and we promise not to tell!)
Wear a Tipsy Elves jumper over a blouse for a boarding school look or let a deep V-neck sweater reveal bare collarbones and draw the eye to your favorite pendant necklace. You can pair these versatile jumpers with skinny jeans, skirts, or slacks. There’s no rule against layering one of our women’s Christmas jumpers over your favorite party dress, either. That way, you can win the ugly jumper contest and then show off your gorgeous shoulders in a strapless mini the rest of the night.
We encourage complete freedom in styling our jumpers. Try a faux tuck with some dark wash jeans or roll up your sleeves for a night of dancing. Fasten the tails of a cardigan together with an elastic hair tie to show a little middle. Or, go full yacht club by tying the sleeves of a cheap ugly Christmas sweater together around your neck. Just make sure the design is facing outward for everyone to enjoy.
What do we have in store for you when it comes to picking a theme for your next holiday outfit? We have lots of eligible bachelors for you to choose from. Go home with a snowman, the Nutcracker, a reindeer, or a suspicious gnome (we know you ladies dig short guys). Or, if you prefer an old-fashioned sugar daddy, there’s always good old Santa. You’ll enjoy the smiles and stares of friends and strangers as you show off your Christmas beau. It might be amusement, or it might be envy. But in the end, does it really matter which?
Explore our full line of cheap novelty Christmas jumpers for women and get started on building your holiday wardrobe. Spoil yourself by ordering all your favorite designs. Remember, Christmas comes but once a year!