Does your baby pull your glasses off your face? Does he or she pinch and then giggle uncontrollably? We have the answer for you. Elves are good with kids, so we created the Tipsy Elves Academy for Parenting Better Than You Do Now. Our expert child psychologists say the best way to stop a kid from pinching is to wrap them in a Baby or Toddler Lobster Costume. It instantly goes from annoying bad behavior to CUTE HALLOWEEN COSTUME. Your kid will become a crustacean in this red zip-up onesie with claws and antennas. You may even forget that your little lobster is a child. But don't break out the cheese biscuits yet, my friend. Pick up the Baby or Toddler Lobster Costume for a costume that not only make their behavior better* but makes them kinda cuter.
*Better behavior not guaranteed. Your kid's a monster.