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Baby Onesies

What's the most extravagant Christmas gift you could buy? A deed to a platinum mine? A 54 convertible too, light blue? How about a onesie that will last all of three weeks before the damn thing grows out of it? We've seen our Christmas range and we can assure you, it's totally worth it. This year's baby onesies are all about bringing the Christmas sass to a kid who can barely lift his own head, let alone flip you the bird.

We all know a couple whose few too many eggnogs turned into a lifelong commitment. Why not poke fun at their misgivings with these hilariously ironic “best gift ever” baby onesie? You might be lucky and find yourself friends with a couple who'd definitely prefer a baby over a sports car, in which case, this gift is by no means tongue-in-cheek. But if you love to punk a baby momma, then this is a good place to start.

Feel like keeping your friends this Christmas? We don't blame you. For a slightly less sardonic Christmas gift, we'd recommend the kids' “official mistletoe tester” onesie. No grandma in her right mind is going to want to hold your baby without smothering him or her in false-toothed kisses, so why not make it official with this cheeky motif? We'll see how soon she gives baby back after she receives her very own Christmas surprise.

Santa's Little Helper might sound more like the name of a family dog, but we believe everybody should pull their weight at Christmas - even the ankle-biters. That's why our Santa's Little Helper onesie is ideal for the Christmas elf in the making. They might not be up all year making toys at the moment, but at least they keep you up all night, right?

Naturally, all of our baby onesies are made with stretchy fabric and encourage free movement, but if you want something a little toastier, we've got you covered. Start out with something traditional in our blue or red Fair Isle jumpsuit. These come with long sleeves and even have their own hood if you want them to feel extra cozy.

Not much of a traditionalist? Us neither. In that case, we've got something modern that the little ones will love - their very own Meowy Catmus Jumpsuit. You're probably wondering what Meowy Catmus means. It's obviously Merry Christmas in Internet cat language, duh. This full-length onesie will have your baby covered head to toe in festive felines pulling stupid faces. The true spirit of Christmas.

The puns don't stop there. We're especially proud of our “snowman is an island” jumpsuit for the mini-yous in your life. Heads up: this also comes in an adults' version, so if you really want to nail the Christmas photo, this quirky blue jumpsuit will put you on the right track.

Whether you live in a tropical climate or build igloos for fun, our baby onesie range will keep the festive spirit rocking this Christmas. Get yours today!

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