It’s Inauguration Day! Make the Executive decision to enjoy yourself! Break out the red solo cups, white wine, and Blue Moon- because let’s be honest-it’s Friday and you weren’t going to get any real work done anyway.
- Joe Biden streaks the stage
- Someone mentions a wall (take a shot and make someone else pay for it)
- The camera pans to Hillary. Drink as much as she did before showing up.
- Barron Trump falls asleep.
- Mariah Carey shows up to lip sync…again.
Bottoms up ‘Merica!