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Men's Avocado Costume

$79.95
Avocados go bad in like 10 seconds. They go from super rock hard to soft and mushy before your eyes. Kinda like you. JOKING. Wear the Men’s Avocado Costume this Halloween and be everyone’s favorite “healthy fat” even though you’re ripped. The one-piece green jumpsuit has you covered from head to toe and even features a big brown pit in the middle. The even better news is that this avocado is perfectly ripe all the time, making you perfect for a fresh batch of tasty guac or avocado toast jokes at the recovery brunch. Step in and zip up all the way to the hood which features a leaf to cover any bald spots. So pick up the Men’s Avocado Costume for Halloween and everyone will want to give you a squeeze like they’re hungry in the produce section.

Story

Story
Avocados go bad in like 10 seconds. They go from super rock hard to soft and mushy before your eyes. Kinda like you. JOKING. Wear the Men’s Avocado Costume this Halloween and be everyone’s favorite “healthy fat” even though you’re ripped. The one-piece green jumpsuit has you covered from head to toe and even features a big brown pit in the middle. The even better news is that this avocado is perfectly ripe all the time, making you perfect for a fresh batch of tasty guac or avocado toast jokes at the recovery brunch. Step in and zip up all the way to the hood which features a leaf to cover any bald spots. So pick up the Men’s Avocado Costume for Halloween and everyone will want to give you a squeeze like they’re hungry in the produce section.

Details

Details
Fit:
Unisex product. please reference size chart.
Care:
Machine wash cold, only non-chlorine bleach, when needed, hang dry, cool iron on reverse side, or dry clean
Material:
100% polyester
Measurements:
Model is 6'1", 32 waist wearing size large.

Size Chart

Size Chart
SizeHEIGHTCHESTARM LENGTH
XXS5ft or less30-32 in22-23 in
XS5ft-5'233-35 in23-24 in
S5'2-5'635-37 in24-25 in
M5'6 - 5'1038-39 in25-26 in
L5'10 - 6'240-42 in26 in
XL6'3 - 6'643-45 in27 in
XXL6'6 & up46-47 in28 in
3XL6'6 & up48-51 in29 in

How to Measure:

HEIGHT ESTIMATE: Use your height as a rough estimate to decide which jumpsuit will fit you best.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE: With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

ARM LENGTH: Bend your elbow 90 degrees and place your hand on your hip. Hold the tape at the top of your shoulder and measure from shoulder to elbow to wrist. The total measurement is your arm length.

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