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Do you feel jaded enough to wear a Halloween t-shirt like this one? The truth is, you quit going out for trick-or-treat when you realized there was no real liquor in root beer flavored lollipops. It's just not worth the hassle. Bobbing for apples might make your "to do" list if the fruit is floating in a tub of vodka (on second thought, the apples are optional.) Since this shirt proudly proclaims that you're 'here for the booooos', the only essential accessory is a drink in your hand. Also, wear pants.
