Back to the top
Promotional image

Men's Horny As Buck Ugly Christmas Sweater

$57.95
Christmas lights, eggnog, drunken parties…who said anything about Christmas being subtle? Modesty is for losers, so tell them how you really feel with this head-turning sweater. Our Men’s Horny as Buck Ugly Christmas Sweater takes the innocent reindeer and makes it X-rated. It’s your Christmas too, so leave Rudolph for the kids. This year, you don’t need no sleigh – just somebody with a sense of humor. Wear it to office Christmas parties if your boss can handle the heat. Or just lounge around the house after one too many festive punches. That’s one fresh spin on the family Christmas card.
Earn $5.80 in REWARD DOLLARS when you purchase this item!

Story

Story
Christmas lights, eggnog, drunken parties…who said anything about Christmas being subtle? Modesty is for losers, so tell them how you really feel with this head-turning sweater. Our Men’s Horny as Buck Ugly Christmas Sweater takes the innocent reindeer and makes it X-rated. It’s your Christmas too, so leave Rudolph for the kids. This year, you don’t need no sleigh – just somebody with a sense of humor. Wear it to office Christmas parties if your boss can handle the heat. Or just lounge around the house after one too many festive punches. That’s one fresh spin on the family Christmas card.

Details

Details
Care:
MACHINE WASH COLD, ONLY NON-CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, HANG DRY, COOL IRON ON REVERSE SIDE OR DRY CLEAN
Material:
100% ACRYLIC
Measurements:
MODEL IS 6'3", 34 WAIST WEARING SIZE LARGE

Size Chart

Size Chart
Size NECK CHEST WAIST
S 14-14.5 in 36-37 in 30-32 in
M 15-15.5 in 38-40 in 32-34 in
L 16-16.5 in 41-42 in 34-36 in
XL 17-17.5 in 43-46 in 36-40 in
XXL 18-18.5 in 47-50 in 40-43 in
XXXL 18-18.5 in 51-54 in 44-48 in
XXXXL 19 in 55-58 in 49-53 in
XXXXXL 19 in 59-63 in 54-58 in

How to Measure:

NECK CIRCUMFERENCE:Place one finger between neck and measuring tape and measure all the way around your neck.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE:Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.

Reviews

Reviews

There are no reviews yet. Be first to Write a Review.

Why shop with us?
1 million satisfied
customers
as seen on
shark tank
fast guaranteed
shipping
passionate
customer service
endless
high fives