Were you cute when you were a baby? Probably not as adorable as you look now wearing this monkey with diaper costume. We can’t guarantee it meets the requirement for wearing shoes and shirts at a restaurant. But when you wear an appropriately attired primate jumpsuit, you will be permitted to sit on the couch at the Halloween party without being accused of spoiling the upholstery. Just be sure all you throw at people is candy corn and trail mix. Get ready to spend the evening annoying people with your monkey business. Start by grooming your friends’ hair obsessively, eating imaginary lice and ticks.