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Men's Size Matters Ugly Christmas Sweater

$57.95
Admit it. You’ve read your girlfriend’s or your sister’s magazines in a moment of curiosity. So the rumors are true – size really does matter! Well, at least it does when you’re a fat dude delivering presents. Quite how he makes it down the chimney defies physics, but who are we to question the big man? Our Men’s Size Matters ugly Christmas sweater shows Old Saint Nick doing what he does best… getting stuck down chimneys hunting snacks. It’s super snuggly and has extra breathing room if you’re feeling somewhat “festively plump” this year. Enjoy yourself – it’s Christmas. Pass the yams!
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Story

Story
Admit it. You’ve read your girlfriend’s or your sister’s magazines in a moment of curiosity. So the rumors are true – size really does matter! Well, at least it does when you’re a fat dude delivering presents. Quite how he makes it down the chimney defies physics, but who are we to question the big man? Our Men’s Size Matters ugly Christmas sweater shows Old Saint Nick doing what he does best… getting stuck down chimneys hunting snacks. It’s super snuggly and has extra breathing room if you’re feeling somewhat “festively plump” this year. Enjoy yourself – it’s Christmas. Pass the yams!

Details

Details
Care:
MACHINE WASH COLD, ONLY NON-CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, HANG DRY, COOL IRON ON REVERSE SIDE OR DRY CLEAN
Material:
100% ACRYLIC
Measurements:
MODEL IS 6'3", 34 WAIST WEARING SIZE LARGE

Size Chart

Size Chart
SizeNECKCHESTWAIST
S14-14.5 in36-37 in30-32 in
M15-15.5 in38-40 in32-34 in
L16-16.5 in41-42 in34-36 in
XL17-17.5 in43-46 in36-40 in
XXL18-18.5 in47-50 in40-43 in

How to Measure:

NECK CIRCUMFERENCE:Place one finger between neck and measuring tape and measure all the way around your neck.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE:Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.

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