If anybody tells you that drinking is not a team sport then you have permission to straight up tell them they are wrong. Not only is drinking a team sport but this great country has had an official drinking team since the day we defeated the British in 1776. In fact, rumor has it that this official USA drinking team was created that same night as the patriots were celebrating their astonishing victory with some good ole fashioned beer olympics. Show up to any drinking event with this bright red USA shirt and you will earn some instant respect.