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Men's USA Patriotic Tank Top

$28.00 $10.95
The tank-top is possibly one of the world's greatest inventions. It covers just enough skin to stave off a full body sunburn and protect your torso from the unfortunate effects of a belly flop. But it shows off the muscles you were blessed with when you won the genetic lottery (or that you acquired through rigorous workouts at the gym). With its unmatched armpit ventilation, it keeps you cool in the sand and sun. This particular tank has the added benefit of a loud and proud patriotic statement: nothing says USA like a royal blue tank covered in white stars, with a red and white striped pocket. (Oh, and the patch by the hemline also says USA. Just to make it perfectly clear!)
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Story

Story
The tank-top is possibly one of the world's greatest inventions. It covers just enough skin to stave off a full body sunburn and protect your torso from the unfortunate effects of a belly flop. But it shows off the muscles you were blessed with when you won the genetic lottery (or that you acquired through rigorous workouts at the gym). With its unmatched armpit ventilation, it keeps you cool in the sand and sun. This particular tank has the added benefit of a loud and proud patriotic statement: nothing says USA like a royal blue tank covered in white stars, with a red and white striped pocket. (Oh, and the patch by the hemline also says USA. Just to make it perfectly clear!)

Details

Details
Fit:
Regular
Care:
MACHINE WASH COLD, GENTLE CYCLE WASH AND DRY WITH LIKE COLORS, ONLY NON CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, TUMBLE DRY LOW, COOL IRON, DO NOT IRON ON PRINT
Material:
50% POLYESTER/50% COTTON

Size Chart

Size Chart
SizeBODY LENGTHCHEST
S29 in38 in
M29 in41 in
L30 in43 in
XL31 in45 in
XXL31 in47 in

How to Measure:

BODY LENGTH: The body length is measured in a straight line from the highest point of the shoulder at the join of the neck seam to the bottom opening of the shirt.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE: With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

Reviews

Reviews

Average Customer Rating: (3 Reviews) Write a Review

from USA
12/19/16

FUCKING TITTIES

This bro T was more than I expected it's phenomenal , my Fourth of July was 10x better because I had this shirt

from USA
12/20/16

Awesome Shirt

Really comfortable- perfectly patriotic! My husband got a lot of compliments at the 4th of July festivities we attended. Thanks! :)

from USA
12/21/16

Sweet tank.

Pretty sweet tank. Shrunk about half a size though so I'd by a larger size than normal to accommodate that.