So you looked up kids monster costumes on social media and thought, "oh, I can totally do this." So you got a bunch of toilet paper and scotch tape. Presto: you teepeed your kid. Congrats. You're like a high school senior who's already bullying little kids. Why not go the BETTER route and pick up a zip-up onesie Mummy Halloween costume. For boys or girls the kids Mummy costume is a comfy jumpsuit with shreds of mummy wrappings hanging off which also double as leashes. But leash kids are weird. We were leash kids, so we would know. This is an easy-on, easy-off costume for picky kids and it's a classic monster costume that not everyone will be wearing. You'll look like an A+ parent even though this was probably the easiest costume you'll ever have to do. So snag the Boy's or Girl's Mummy Costume and skip the social media fail.