Avocados go bad in like 10 seconds. They go from super rock hard to soft and mushy before your eyes. Kinda like you. JOKING. Wear the Men's Avocado Costume this Halloween and be everyone's favorite "healthy fat" even though you're ripped. The one-piece green jumpsuit has you covered from head to toe and even features a big brown pit in the middle. The even better news is that this avocado is perfectly ripe all the time, making you perfect for a fresh batch of tasty guac or avocado toast jokes at the recovery brunch. Step in and zip up all the way to the hood which features a leaf to cover any bald spots. So pick up the Men's Avocado Costume for Halloween and everyone will want to give you a squeeze like they're hungry in the produce section.