Do you want people to automatically assume you have leadership potential, a great jawline, and perfect 20/20 vision? Our pilot costume gives you the illusion of all those qualities, and without even having to get a license. Of course, you can't actually operate an aircraft. But who would want to do that on Halloween with all the broomstick traffic crowding the airways? It's safer to stay grounded, preferably with your favorite wingman to help you scope out the best parties. You're not going up tonight, but you are ready to get down in this awesome pilot jumpsuit. Glasses not included.