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Every year around Christmas time, I can't help but feel angry. I always have to wear regular Christmas sweaters. I can't stand being dressed in the same clothes as the peons that cook my food or mow my lawn. Now, I have finally found the sweater that will show that I am not a plebeian who spends their Christmas not drinking egg nog out of a diamond encrusted gold glass. This is more than a sweater, it is a wright of passage for anyone who claims to be a member of the high society. You are hereby never to step foot on my property, during Christmas time, unless you are wearing this sweater or a sweater of equal value and craftsmanship. I have already instructed my security to shoot any plebeians that have decided to be a scrooge on sight! All and all, I would say this is as great as that solid gold Santa hat I bought last year. However, I am very sad to say that I most give it a 4/5 because it did not come with a diamond encrusted display case. Can you believe that it came with a regular mahogany display case! That's absurd! I had to order one of my butlers to find a diamond encrusted display case. I shouldn't have been forced to do so much work to get something as basic as a diamond encrusted display case. Good day, sir!
There are a lot of ugly Christmas sweaters, but until now, none of them told the story of how bad I am with money. I saw this and knew this was the perfect way to waste my wealth. Usually when I buy a $30k sweater, I can only wear it once before poor people try to rip pieces off of it, but this one comes with a handy display case so I can enjoy it year round!
I was going to fund my daughter's wedding in Cabo, but I figured this sweater would last much longer. Great value!
Can someone from Tipsy Elves confirm the size of the shipping box this sweater comes in? I will need to live inside the box if I buy this sweater.
