Men's Bathing Suits

Men's Bathing Suits

Have you picked out a couple of awesome men’s bathing suits yet? By now, you’ve probably got the rest of your Tipsy Elves gear lined up for the summer. From patriotic t-shirts to the American flag koozie and fanny pack, you are ready to hit the ground running. But you aren’t ready to hit the water like a cannonball until you have a new pair of swim trunks. It’s time to correct that deficiency with a pair of cool and hilarious shorts from our latest collection.

What can you wear with our colored short swim trunks? Well, you should probably start with some sunscreen and maybe some bug spray. But after that, all bets are off. Let’s take a look at some ways to style a few of our men’s bathing suits.

First up, there’s our pink macaw swimwear. These Tipsy Elves mens swim shorts are begging to be paired with a pastel t-shirt featuring some sort of witty saying. That way, you can walk around quoting your own shirt in an annoying parrot voice. Or, you can just say, “Polly wants a beer” over and over until someone finally buys you one to make you shut up.

Next, there’s the shark bathing suit. The only thing more deadly than a great white shark is a tiny pink shark. And these trunks are completely covered in the little suckers. You will move smoothly through the crowd in these suave swim shorts. Pair them with a blue visor to shade your eyes and make you look even more mysterious.

Of course, not everyone is into noisy prints. If you like a tropically sophisticated appearance, don’t miss our orange and aqua color block colored swim shorts. These are begging to be worn with a white linen shirt (the wrinkles are deliberate so don’t bother ironing the fabric). A casual pair of leather sandals would give the entire outfit a continental feel. You can probably skip the polka-dotted neckerchief, though. That’s a bit much even for a fashion icon like yourself.

When you feel like retrograding back to the eighties, you’ll dig our lightning bolt men’s bathing suit. This is the pair to wear with neon everything. Put on a bright terrycloth headband and wristbands to sweat it out in style. Or, just grab a t-shirt celebrating your favorite hair band of the era. You don’t even have to pretend to be making an ironic statement. There’s nothing wrong with grooving to the oldies.

If you are looking to buy mens swimsuit that will finally do justice to your quirky sense of humor, you have come to the right place. The Tipsy Elves really get what it’s like to live in your mind. That’s why we are in therapy. But when we aren’t on the psychoanalyst’s couch, we are coming up with awesome designs like these so you can give the world a peek into the fashion sense of your soul. Pick the pair that shouts to you the loudest. It’s the one that was meant for you.

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  1. Truth Trunks

    Truth Trunks

    $40.00

    Nothing says “patriot” more than the American flag—and you can fly yours in style at the next barbeque or pool party! These attractive men’s American Flag swim trunks display the stars and stripes in a whole new way. The waistband is white, elasticized, and includes a drawstring closure to help you keep it all together. The left leg is covered with white stars on a blue field, while the right features the traditional horizontal red and white stripes. No matter which way you turn, you are sure to attract attention with these American flag swim trunks. A matching white starred square of blue serves as a convenient right hip pocket for keys and other must-haves. Don’t be afraid to show your love for your country (and show off those legs while you do)! Learn More
  2. The Feeding Frenzies

    The Feeding Frenzies

    Regular Price: $40.00

    Special Price $34.00

    We promise our Piranha Swim Trunks don't bite, but they are dangerously stylish. Learn More
  3. The Sea Stallions

    The Sea Stallions

    $40.00

    Did you know that seahorses are the stallions of the sea? Okay, we made that up. But you'll definitely want to pony up for these swim trunks before they sell out! Learn More
  4. The Grease Lightnings

    The Grease Lightnings

    $40.00

    For those of you looking for a way to turn the ladies on, these trunks are positively electric! Get it? Learn More
  5. The Trumans

    The Trumans

    $40.00

    For some patriots, red just isn't their color… stylistically of course. These striped and star-spangled trunks are the perfect way to show much you love the good ol' U.S. of A. Learn More
  6. The Polly Wanna Parties

    The Polly Wanna Parties

    $40.00

    Who said prints are the for the birds? These avian-inspired swim trunks are the flyest of our whole collection. Learn More
  7. The Piña Coladas

    The Piña Coladas

    $40.00

    We all know what they say about guys who eat pineapple, but what about guys who wear pineapples? Keep it sweet with these fruity swim trunks. Learn More
  8. Freedom Diver Swim Trunks (Blue)

    Freedom Diver Swim Trunks (Blue)

    Regular Price: $40.00

    Special Price $32.00

    These blue and red USA swim trunks have an epic eagle on the back pocket and USA patch on the front, perfect for any pool party or beach day. Rock these Blue USA swim trunks with the same amount of pride you would show a waving American Flag! Learn More
  9. Freedom Diver Swim Trunks (White)

    Freedom Diver Swim Trunks (White)

    Regular Price: $40.00

    Special Price $32.00

    Nothing feels better than showing patriotic sprit while staying comfortable at the same time. It’s the American way—being loyal to your own fashion sense. These casual USA swim trunks are just the right length, ending above the knee for maximum comfort and freedom of movement without showing a scandalous amount of thigh. An elastic waistband is backed up by a front drawstring closure to avoid wardrobe malfunctions and side pockets allow comfortable lounging. These USA swim trunks are white with a wide red band around the leg hems; a small patch on the right front reads “USA”, and the back hip pocket features a bald eagle. Whether you prefer to swim or suntan, do it for your country! Learn More
  10. The Sherberts

    The Sherberts

    $40.00

    Morning, sunshine! Our Sherbet Swim Trunks will make you want to hop out of bed and catch those early morning waves. Learn More

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