Get ready to show some leg this summer in our short swim trunks. If your own calves are a bit too thin or aggressively hairy, that’s no worry. No one will notice anything but the eyeball-piercing patterns on these colored mens bathing suits. From gorgeous pink sharks to psychedelic seahorses, there’s no shortage of choices to befuddle and confuse the eye. Let’s take a quick look at some of your options.
You’ll get along swimmingly with the fishy designs on our popular striped mens bathing suits. We particularly like the ferocious piranha pattern. They may not really be able to devour an entire cow in less than two minutes. But they can certainly make it very uncomfortable to swim in the Amazon River. That’s why we recommend you only wear these men’s short swim trunks in manmade bodies of water. You might scare off the fish in a real river or pond.
Want to be a walking, talking Piña Colada? Have a sip of rum, take a bath in some coconut milk, and slip into a pair of our vivid yellow pineapple swim shorts from Tipsy Elves. Don’t worry. These aren’t nearly as prickly as they look. You’ll want to wear your sunglasses though, because these babies are seriously bright!
To get an even bigger charge out of your summer wardrobe, pick out our lightning bolt swimwear. These eighties-themed short swim trunks are perfect for doing the electric slide poolside. The contrasting yellow drawstring on these aqua and purple trunks adds a bolt of extra pizzazz to an already mind-blowing design. You’ll want to wear a plain white t-shirt with this pair of men’s short swim trunks. Adding any more neon would probably make something explode.
For some less florid designs, try our tangerine and aqua color block short swim trunks. These are actually a breath of fresh air compared to our busiest patterns. Of course, they still have a sick retro vibe that will make you wish there were fins on your car. You’ll have to settle for some flippers on your feet as you go scuba diving your way into the history books in this rockin’ swimsuit.
If you want to sport some stars and stripes, you know our Americana-inspired bathing gear is in order. Unlike our classic red, white, and blue cool womens board shorts, these blue and white trunks play with just two colors. You can add a red shirt on top if you feel the urge to go full patriot mode. Otherwise, keep the theme rolling with a white tank top and blue flip flops.Are you really ready to take the season by storm when it comes to your wardrobe choices? Then it’s time to say goodbye to tepid fashion and say hello to super cool swimwear. Whether you plan to picnic at the beach, play in the pool, or simply relax in the sun, our short swim trunks and board shorts for surfing will provide the style and coverage you need. Grab a pair today and make your summer just a little more groovy.