Patrick Henry is famous for saying, “Give me liberty or give me death.” But at the Tipsy Elves, we have a different ultimatum, “Give us patriotic clothing or we won’t wear anything at all.” Trust us; no one wants to see that. So, we’ve created an entire range of patriotic clothes that make the heart soar like the high note in a favorite rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. And we’re here to share this line of USA-themed clothing with our favorite customers—true-hearted Americans like you!
The fashion opportunities begin in the dead of winter, when you are snuggling up warm by the fire. It’s the perfect time of year to zip yourself into a starred and striped USA onesie. In the spirit of equality, we’ve made this jumper in a unisex style. Just check your measurements and pick the right size for these patriotic clothes. Stock the roomy pockets with a wallet, cell-phone, or extra marshmallows for your hot cocoa—there’s plenty of space for everything you need. Then throw the hood back and howl at the mid-winter moon. It’s your right as a red-blooded child of freedom!
What about those days when it’s not hot enough for shorts but not cool enough for a coat? Layer your outfit with an American Flag windbreaker or sweater in a red, white, and blue motif. These patriotic clothes pair well with black, gray, white, navy, or khaki for casual wear and outdoor events. Don’t forget to grab one of our lightweight jackets bedecked with USA patches for sports games, concerts, festivals, and any of the other community get-togethers that make our country feel like one big, happy family.
Give us your tired masses, longing to be free of boring clothes. You’ll always have a star-spangled sizzle when you cavort into the summer season with our tanks and t-shirts. From flirty tops for the ladies to humorous graphic tees for guys and gals, you’ll find a top in this collection to tickle your fancy. Our patriotic clothing line presents the presidents as you’ve never seen them before and proves that the founding fathers had a funny bone.
If you could only choose one item of clothing to take with you on an island vacation, what would it be? If you answered, “A red, white, and blue swimsuit”, that’s the correct answer! You can lounge in the sun all morning wearing nothing but the patriotic clothes in our patriotic shorts and American flag themed bikinis and a generous coating of sunscreen. That way, you don’t have to take time out of your jam-packed relaxation schedule to change clothes before you hit the pool or jacuzzi.
Don’t forget to grab some accessories to go with your patriotic clothing (or to add some all-American fervor to any outfit). We Tipsy Elves like to crank our accessories up to eleven, so we offer a two-for-one: a USA fanny pack with a koozie. As the day winds to a close, you might enjoy some amber waves of grain (in the form of a good beer) before you hit the hay. You’ll rest easy, knowing that all your valuables are secured under the zippered seal of the good old USA.