Do you like to kvetch about how X-tians have all the fun during the winter holiday season? They get Santa Claus, lots of presents, nativity scenes in public places, and most of the funny holiday songs. But it’s totally unfair for them to hog the ugly sweater parties too. Fortunately, ugly Hanukkah sweaters and other Hanukkah clothing give you a chance to demonstrate some Hebrew pride during the holidays. The Tipsy Elves have knitted up something special just for you. Here’s more about the sweaters that will help you have a happier Hanukkah.
“Because Jewish People Need Sweaters Too”
That’s our motto for this ugly Hanukkah clothing for men and Hanukkah clothing for women. We like the soft grey and white of this design with its royal blue trim. Green and red can go take a long walk off a short pier. No traditional holiday colors for this design!
On our delightful Hanukkah sweater, cheerful dreidels hoist twin stars of David and a classic nine-branched candelabrum with their skinny little arms. No doubt one of your ill-informed but culturally sensitive goy friends will want to know why there are 9 candles for an 8 day celebration. You can graciously offer enlightenment about the role of the shamash candle, or you can just tell your friend to google it on his smart phone.
This sweater goes equally well with jeans and slacks, and can be worn over a t-shirt for extra warmth. Top the outfit with a yarmulke or a tichel if you feel particularly observant during the holidays. Please don't forget to accessorize your outfit with our Hanukkah Jewish Socks. In this sweater, you’ll feel right at home at even the most garish ugly holiday sweater party.
Our Reindeer Sweaters Might Be Kosher
Here at the Tipsy Elves workshop, we have to admit that most of our sweaters have a distinctive Christmas theme what with all the Santa hats and Christmas trees. It’s hard not to go with the stereotypical designs when the Jolly Old Elf himself is breathing down your neck every minute of the day. That guy is a real narcissist!
But many of the naughty Christmas sweaters in our collection are completely agnostic. They simply depict reindeer doing what they do, keeping the herd strong and healthy. You might enjoy the Double Date, the Menage a Trois, or even the mischievous Conga Line. With so many inappropriate designs to choose from, you’ll be hard pressed to make a decision. These sweaters are all available for men and women across a variety of sizes. Pick cardigans or pullovers, and layer them with Christmas scarves to add to the overall ugly appearance.
Of course, these raunchy sweaters might cause offense, depending on the guests at your next holiday get together. If your dear bubbe is in attendance, you might want to skip these Hanukkah sweaters and just wear something she bought for you ten years ago that’s been hanging in the back of your closet.
Get Your Ugly Hanukkah Sweaters Fast
Our sweaters are available with expedited shipping. Christmas decorations may start going up in August, but Hanukkah actually does start well before December 25th. So hurry to order yours today!