What could make you jump for joy in the middle of a chaotic holiday season? One of our awesome Tipsy Elves Christmas jumpsuits. Forget what you think you know about how elves dress. Most of the time, this is what we wear to the workshop. After all, it’s not like anyone’s going to be stopping by the North Pole to see us toil away in suits and Christmas ties—or those annoying pointy-toed shoes and itchy tights. We suit up in our comfy Christmas onesies for adults or sweaters to keep out the cold and still enjoy a full range of movement. We know you’ll enjoy the same features in the giant-sized (human-sized) versions we offer here.
Let’s run through some of the key points that make these Women's Christmas jumpsuits so fantastic. First, there’s the cotton-polyester blended fabric. We like the natural cotton fibers because they’re warm and yet breathable. At the same time, the polyester keeps your garment from getting wrinkly. That’s important when you don’t want to look like you just rolled out of bed (even if that’s totally true!)
The interior is fleecy and soft. In fact, these would make a great set of gamer pajamas because they are comfortable enough to wear for 37 hours straight as you level up on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on your new PS3. The relaxed fit is also great for the post-holiday season, covering up all that “water weight” that magically appeared after your fourth helping of chocolate cake at the family feast. In fact, these Men's Christmas jumpsuits work equally well for just about any around-the-house activities that are on your list for the holidays.
Then, there’s the luxurious front zipper that travels, as James Thurber would say, “from your guggle to your zatch.” In fact, there are two zipper pulls down the center so you can zip open and shut from top to bottom or vice versa. That’s a handy bit of functionality after a few too many holiday beers. Of course, it also means you have to check twice to make sure you’re fly is closed…
Of course, no zippy jumpsuit would be complete without pockets. You need someplace to put your keys and wallet when you dash out to the corner store for another can of Red Bull. It’s also nice to have a place to store a spare candy cane (or are you just glad to see us?) Our Christmas jumpsuits have two sets of pockets for maximum convenience. One zippered set on the sides is for stashing gear—kind of like saddlebags. The other set is up front like a kangaroo pouch and serves to keep your hands warm.
Finally, there’s the design element. Our Tipsy Elves aim to bring a smile or smirk to your face with knits that range from quite nice to very naughty. Choose traditional Fair Isle sweater patterns like the classic white snowflake on green. Or, go for a more risqué look with reindeer going to fourth base on the “first date. ” You’ll never look at caribou the same way again..