Funny Christmas sweaters can make your friends laugh, but ugly funny Christmas sweaters bring twice the humor to the table, making you groan and giggle at the same time. Tipsy Elves offers a tantalizing array of novelty sweaters that mix titters and tinsel in equal proportions. Here are a few that will keep you grinning all the way through New Years’ Day.
This adorable, abominable snowman trekked all the way down from the Himalayans with a sprig of mistletoe in his huge fist. If he still holds out hope of getting lucky, so should you. When you wear the Sasquatch Sweater, you can almost hear Burl Ives singing that old holiday favorite with a twist, “Oh, oh the mistletoe, hung where you can see. Some yeti waits for you, kiss it once for me!” Bonus tip: Ugly Christmas sweaters like this one actually make you appear more attractive by comparison. Use that fact to your advantage.
The nutcracker means many things to many people. For some, it’s one of the most charming ballets Tchaikovsky ever created. For others, it’s a decorative and handy tool for shelling pecans. For the Tipsy Elves, it’s an excuse to make a bad pun. We turn the Nutcracker Suite into a Nutcracker Sweater with predictable results. Just check out the man in the middle. It’s no fun being on active duty in the nutcracker army when your jaw opens so wide that your chin hits your chestnuts.
Ugly funny Christmas sweaters can be based on pop hits for an instant laugh. Please the crowd at your next Christmas party with this lyrical favorite. When you wear your “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” sweater, it acts like a “redneck-ometer”. Everyone who sees the sweater will probably start humming the tune. Those who actually know all the words are the ones who will tick that needle over into the red. Buy them a beer and you will become lifelong friends.
Do you get a real charge out of Christmastime? Can you feel magic in the air? This feline on our Electrocuted Cat sweater is feeling that tingle of electricity in a big way. He’s even getting into the holiday spirit by sporting a pair of reindeer antlers. He sure knows how to light up a room! Funny Christmas sweaters will help you do the same at your next holiday get together. This is just one of many ugly cat sweaters sold on Tipsy Elves.
This Sneaky Gnome sweater will make people feel ill at ease without quite knowing why…until they see what he’s hiding behind his back. Sure, he might just be looking for a nice pine tree to chop down. But we think his intentions are much more sinister. With a Christmas sweater that’s funny all by itself, you deserve to surround yourself with people who appreciate good humor. Don’t waste your time on people who don’t know how to party. The gnome sweater is the perfect parting shot if you’re bored with a conversation. Turn your back and give them the ax.