Do you think our ugly Christmas sweaters are fun? Then you’ll love our hilarious Halloween clothing that includes mens Halloween sweaters. These monstrous designs are sure to give you a reputation for having a weirdly stylish sense of humor. We advocate wearing these funky and fun All Hallows’ Eve designs starting October first and not stopping until the candy runs out. We can have you covered from head to toe in haunted apparel. Let’s take a look at what might be on the menu for your closet this fall:
It’s almost physically impossible to avoid making a bone-related joke when you see our Skeleton Party panties and boxers. But you must promise to try very, very hard. Of course, the only way anyone at the fright fest will see this design is if they have x-ray vision. Actually, they would just see the outline of your pelvis rather than this cute dancing skeleton design. It’s not like these comfortable underwear are made out of lead or other heavy metals. They are, in fact, quite flexible and stretchy—making them the perfect choice for wearing to a Halloween dance party. Skeletal socks are also an option if you want to be able to flash a fibula in style.
Sweaters, sweaters, sweaters. That’s what you want to wear when the wind turns chilly in autumn. We’ve got Breakdancing Skeletons and Tipsy Skulls to keep you company as the days get shorter. The black and white designs are almost elegant in their simplicity—and you can layer them over long sleeve tees for extra warmth. The cut of these Halloween sweaters is slim modern so you won’t look like you’re smuggling a pumpkin under your shirt. Don’t forget to check out the Casper the Friendly Ghost sweater if you are feeling nostalgic for your own trick-or-treating days. He’s still as amiable as ever.
Funny Halloween shirts also make fantastic Halloween clothing options if you live in a warmer area or if you will be partying indoors. You can show off your Killer Dance Moves in our horror-show of a shirt depicting a shambling creature of doom attempting to impress his equally undead female counterparts. For a cool but decidedly hairy approach to fall fashion, choose our Party Animal mens Halloween t shirts. This werewolf acts like a smooth operator. But it would take a bucket of Nair to make him truly suave enough to pick up that qt wearing one of our Halloween t shirts for women.
Is Halloween your favorite holiday because you get to bob for apples in a bucket of vodka? Then you’ll enjoy our adult beverage-inspired Halloween clothing designs. Spooky phantasms invite you to get Sheet Faced while others are open about the fact that they are “Just Here for the Booooos.” We even have a sassy “Witch, Please!” design especially for the ladies. It goes well with our skeleton leggings, in case you were wondering.
Finally, don’t forget to pick up a skeleton jumpsuit from our Halloween clothing collection. These cozy onesies are fleece-lined for comfort and warmth. There are even zippered pockets where you can let your keys jangle ominously as you scuttle down the street.