These Tipsy Elves men’s joggers to wear at Christmas parties aren’t boring solids like gray or navy. We weren’t even content with knitting plain red or green sweat pants. Instead, we designed these bad boys in the true spirit of ugly holiday apparel. You can browse our entire collection to find classic Fair Isle themes, Hanukkah gear, plaid pants, and our ever-popular humping reindeer. Here’s a peek at a few of our favorites.
First up, we have our wrapping paper inspired pants. The garish juxtaposition of red, blue, and green and the choppy silhouettes of cats and caribou give this apparel the look of a 1980s arcade game. We imagine the purpose of the game would be to see how many ornaments those little kitties can swipe off the tree before the reindeer run off the screen.
Plaid is another traditional design for wrapping paper because it looks so good on square gift boxes. But it looks off-kilter when you try to wrap it around an oddly shaped or lumpy package. That’s the weirdness we were going for with these red, white, and green men’s Christmas joggers. The contrasting red cuffs look festive next to a pair of puffy white sneakers.
For general holiday cheer, you can’t beat our Fair Isle mens Christmas swants. They are decked out with snowflakes and medallions in bright or muted colors that are both manly and ridiculous. We know you’ll get a kick out of your exercise routine or your TV watching time when you wear our comfortable and cozy apparel. Get comforable and cozy with your SO in some of our womens Christmas swants.
Our novelty designs this year include the ferocious gingerbread men. Toasty pastry ninjas are showing surprising athletic prowess on these black jogging pants. We Tipsy Elves are afraid we might crumble into pieces if we tried some of those moves. These tough cookies are on a mission to ensure that children all over the world enjoy a sugar high that lasts through the New Year. How can you possibly celebrate the winter season without these whimsical pants?
Ornamental dreidels are the perfect choice for celebrating the Festival of Lights. Besides the menorah, the dreidel is one of the only widely recognizable symbols of the Hanukkah season. But we’re betting your non-Jewish friends will still be confused about what these joggers represent. Don’t worry, you can just tell them the design is a secret code disclosing the coordinates to a geocache at the North Pole.
Of course, no Tipsy Elves collection would be complete without the randy reindeer. Dancer and Prancer work hard on Christmas Eve, but Humper stays home to party with Vixen. We’ve got these men’s Christmas joggers available in several unsettling color combos to match your mood and your winter wardrobe whether used as party-wear or cozy Christmas pjs.
If you need to tone things down, you can also opt for a pair of our plain gray and red reindeer pants. Other than being ugly, the design is pretty innocuous. Tiny crimson caribou stand against a background of sooty snow that’s been contaminated with volcanic ash from the eruption of Mt. Beerenberg up there in the Arctic Circle. Disturbing? Yes. Cool? Absolutely. That’s the overarching theme of all our men’s Christmas joggers and Christmas joggers for girls!