Men's Santa's Log on the Fire Ugly Christmas Sweater

$59.95 $34.95

Feel like being a bad Santa this Christmas? There's nothing we love to see more than one of the nation's favorite old fat dudes doing something inappropriate, and what could be more inappropriate than this Men's Santa Pooping Down the Chimney Sweater? Ugly Christmas sweater has a whole new meaning when you rock up wearing something that literally takes a dump all over the Christmas season. He delivers to every boy and girl in one night, folks - when you gotta go, you gotta go. Complete with a festive snowflake design, this men's Christmas sweater has just the right amount of Christmas sparkle to avoid getting you turned away from the office Christmas party, but it's still a huge FU to annoyingly over-festive types. Wear with a smug smile and enjoy being a bad Santa this Christmas.

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Care:

MACHINE WASH COLD, ONLY NON-CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, HANG DRY, COOL IRON ON REVERSE SIDE OR DRY CLEAN

Material:

100% ACRYLIC

Measurements:

MODEL IS 6', 31 WAIST WEARING SIZE LARGE

Size Chart

Size	NECK	CHEST	WAIST
S	14-14.5 in	36-37 in	30-32 in
M	15-15.5 in	38-40 in	32-34 in
L	16-16.5 in	41-42 in	34-36 in
XL	17-17.5 in	43-46 in	36-40 in
XXL	18-18.5 in	47-50 in	40-43 in

How to Measure:

NECK CIRCUMFERENCE:Place one finger between neck and measuring tape and measure all the way around your neck.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE:Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.

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