Just when you thought the ugly Christmas sweater couldn't get any crazier. Enter, the Women's Gaudy Garland plus size ugly Christmas cardigan. It's green. It's red. It's got christmas bulbs and tinsel. It's basically a Christmas tree. We're the pioneers of all things gaudy, and this one just about tops the list. Nobody will know where to look on White Elephant Day in the office, while your gal pals will be lining up to try it on. It's super comfy too, so this may be the season of giving but you'll want to keep it to yourself.