Men's North Swole Ugly Christmas Sweater

Men's North Swole Ugly Christmas Sweater

Story

When did Old Saint Nick start spiking his milk and cookies with protein powder? About the time Mrs. Claus started her latest candy cane diet. She's looking deliciously plump, and Santa feels like he has to pump up to keep up. Too bad he only works out with his bag toting arm. The other arm (not pictured here) looks like it belongs to a teenage elf. Embarrassing!

Details

Fit:

Regular

Care:

HAND-WASH OR DRY CLEAN ONLY

Material:

100% ACRYLIC

Size Chart

Size	NECK	CHEST	WAIST
S	14-14.5 in	36-37 in	30-32 in
M	15-15.5 in	38-40 in	32-34 in
L	16-16.5 in	41-42 in	34-36 in
XL	17-17.5 in	43-46 in	36-40 in
XXL	18-18.5 in	47-50 in	40-43 in

How to Measure:

NECK CIRCUMFERENCE:Place one finger between neck and measuring tape and measure all the way around your neck.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE:Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.