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Men's North Swole Ugly Christmas Sweater

$59.95 $39.95
When did Old Saint Nick start spiking his milk and cookies with protein powder? About the time Mrs. Claus started her latest candy cane diet. She's looking deliciously plump, and Santa feels like he has to pump up to keep up. Too bad he only works out with his bag toting arm. The other arm (not pictured here) looks like it belongs to a teenage elf. Embarrassing!
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Story

Story
When did Old Saint Nick start spiking his milk and cookies with protein powder? About the time Mrs. Claus started her latest candy cane diet. She's looking deliciously plump, and Santa feels like he has to pump up to keep up. Too bad he only works out with his bag toting arm. The other arm (not pictured here) looks like it belongs to a teenage elf. Embarrassing!

Details

Details
Care:
Machine wash cold, only non-chlorine bleach when needed, hang dry, cool iron on reverse side or dry clean
Material:
100% acrylic
Measurements:
Model is 5'11", 32 waist wearing size large

Size Chart

Size Chart
SizeNECKCHESTWAIST
S14-14.5 in36-37 in30-32 in
M15-15.5 in38-40 in32-34 in
L16-16.5 in41-42 in34-36 in
XL17-17.5 in43-46 in36-40 in
XXL18-18.5 in47-50 in40-43 in

How to Measure:

NECK CIRCUMFERENCE:Place one finger between neck and measuring tape and measure all the way around your neck.

CHEST CIRCUMFERENCE:With arms relaxed down at your sides, measure the fullest part of your chest, all the way around your body from front to back. Keep the measuring tape parallel to the ground.

WAIST CIRCUMFERENCE:Measure around your waistline where you normally wear your pants. Keep a finger between your body and measurement tape for an accurate fit.

Reviews

Reviews

Average Customer Rating: (5 Reviews) Write a Review

from USA
07/04/15

North Swole

Awesome quality and design. Perfect for any guy that works out.

from NJ
11/30/18

Awesome Diesel Santa Sweater

When I saw this sweater, I just had to buy it. I ordered a Large and the fit is perfect. Love the creativity of the Tipsy Elves. Keep up the great work.

from TX
11/21/18

cool

liked it. not scratchy, form fitting for a swole person, and of course, funny af

from WA
01/07/19

Perfect fit

I ordered this for my nephew who is tall and muscular, it fit him perfect. He loved it!

from Long island
12/22/18

Great quality

When I was buying this I thought the price was steep for a sweater, but you do get what you pay for. Amazing quality and a heavy 2 ply sweater. Kindof wish it was thinner because I'm always warm

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