Christmas lights, eggnog, drunken parties who said anything about Christmas being subtle? Modesty is for losers, so tell them how you really feel with this head-turning sweater. Our Men's Horny as Buck Ugly Christmas Sweater takes the innocent reindeer and makes it X-rated. It's your Christmas too, so leave Rudolph for the kids. This year, you don't need no sleigh - just somebody with a sense of humor. Wear it to office Christmas parties if your boss can handle the heat. Or just lounge around the house after one too many festive punches. That's one fresh spin on the family Christmas card.