Okay, so your costume last year was pretty corny. You were an actual ear of corn, man. It's not exactly original either. You kept dropping jokes about getting too hot and turning into hot buttered popcorn. It weirded people out. That's why this year, you should wear the Men's Unicorn Hoodie. It's a starry sky blue sweatshirt with rainbow innards and a single horn popping right out of the hood. Not only is it an instant costume, it's a super comfy, high quality hoodie that you can wear year round. So this time, you won't' be caught wearing the same thing as everyone else - you'll be a horny, one-of-a-kind corn ball of people's fantasies. Wear the Men's Unicorn Hoodie when you're chilly, when you need to prance around, or when you just want to be the only one with a horn on your forehead. It's the hoodie that's as rare as you.
