No sexy flight attendant costume for you, brave conqueror of the skies! This women's pilot costume puts you in the perfect position to tell tall tales of what it's like to be in control of a metal tube hurtling through the skies at Mach 3. You can regale your friends with stories of when your radio died and you scared the lights out of an air traffic controller, or that barrel roll in a twin prop aircraft where things almost went fatally wrong. Wear those wings on your chest with pride, because once Halloween is over, you've got to get your feet back on the ground.