Naughty Christmas Sweaters

Naughty Christmas sweaters don't always have to hide - our sweaters' cheeky side makes them subtle enough to wear anywhere! Kick back, relax, and take in the laughs you're sure to get in your new ultra-comfortable naughty Christmas sweater. Our sweaters feature a relaxed, long sleeved fit designed to flatter any body type. They fit so well, in fact, the look may just make your dirty Christmas sweater look a little too fresh. Get comfortable with your naughty side in our naughty Christmas sweaters!

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Naughty Christmas Sweaters

Naughty Christmas Sweaters

Naughty, Dirty and Just Subtle Enough

From spiking Grandma's tea with eggnog to over-sharing at the office party, Christmas is the ultimate time of year to be naughty. If you'd rather see in the New Year with a job, why not play it safer with one of our naughty Christmas sweaters? They're super comfy, and unless you're really naughty, probably won't incur a lawsuit.

The beauty of this year's Christmas sweaters is that they vary so much in degrees of subtlety. Feel like confusing those colleagues who are absolutely devoid of all pop culture? Smile smugly in your very own Break the Internet ugly Christmas sweater. Rather cut to the chase? Try the men's Send Nudes sweater. It's okay if Santa says it, right?

These sweaters are truly a joy to the senses. Not only will they tickle your funny bone; you can also get up close and personal under that mistletoe with your own tactile sweater. Take the men's ugly Christmas tree sweater, for example. It's got touchy feely tinsel and fluffy baubles for when the lights go out - it's even got suspenders. If that's not enough to trim your Christmas tree, try making music in this ugly cat Christmas sweater with bells. Office Christmas party? You'll be there. With bells on, baby.

Did somebody say Christmas drinking games? Make your way onto the naughty list this year with sweaters that don't just make you look incredible; they're functional too! Drunken irresponsibility comes easily with this beer pong sweater - just don't expect to stay upright for too long. Too much of a challenge for you? Try this target sweatshirt instead. Both are available for men and women. Drinking like teenager is inclusive, folks.

We all know that Christmas is a time to say goodbye to the beach body and hello to the spare tire, so we've designed our sweater range to be as accommodating as possible. You don't need a PHD to figure out our sizing, just a tape measure. Check out your measurements in our handy size guide and we guarantee our sweaters will fit like a glove. Our, you know, a cozy Christmas sweater that won't leave you if you gain a few pounds.

You can pair any of this colorful range with our equally festive Christmas bottoms, from sparkly disco pants to crazy yuletide cats. Perfect for wowing at the office party or just confusing the hell out of your grandma, these naughty sweaters will keep you laughing this Christmas, even if you do miss the nice list.

Naughty Christmas Sweaters - FAQ
How naughty do these sweaters actually get?
This collection is the innuendo tier — double entendres, suggestive reindeer, jokes an adult will catch and a child mostly will not. If you want genuinely explicit, our inappropriate Christmas sweaters go considerably further. Think of this page as the one that plays well at a work party where you still want your job in January.

Is a naughty Christmas sweater safe for an office party?
Most of these are, but you know your office better than we do. The suggestive-not-explicit designs here land as funny in a mixed crowd; the more direct ones are better saved for friends. Our rule of thumb: if you would not say the joke out loud to your manager, do not wear it in front of them.

Do you have dirty Christmas sweaters for couples?
Yes — several designs come in men's and women's cuts, so a couple can run a two-part joke that only works when you are standing together. See matching ugly Christmas sweaters for the full set of coordinated designs.

What sizes do the naughty sweaters come in?
Women's XS to 3X, with 4X on select styles, and men's S to 4XL with 5XL on many designs, including big and tall. These are real knit acrylic sweaters, not printed sweatshirts. Care varies by style — roughly half are machine wash cold and half are hand wash or dry clean only, so check the care note on the item before you wash it. Free shipping over $75 and 30-day returns.