Nerdy Christmas Sweaters

What is it about nerdy Christmas sweaters that just makes you want to put on your thick rimmed plastic glasses and strap on a fanny pack? We don't know, but we can say that you're in the right place to find funny Xmas sweaters that hit the quirky note just right. In fact, you can nerd up any of our funny ugly Christmas sweaters by wearing them over a white button down shirt with a clip on bow tie. Or, you can wear them with cargo pants, white socks, and sandals. Don't even get us started on how the right winter beanie can turn up the volume on a nerdy Xmas sweater!

Want to explore some of our cute ugly Xmas sweaters in more detail? Let's dive in. First, we know you are going to get a kick out of our "nerd-tleneck" sweater. It combines the divinely modest neckline of a turtleneck top with the stodgy contour of a sweater vest. And that's just the beginning. The sleeves and neckline are printed in an eye-popping plaid while the contrasting pin-striped vest is garishly decorated with candy canes and a Christmas tree. With so much d_cor vying for your attention on this nerdy Xmas sweater, no one will even notice that you forgot your pocket protector.

In terms of funny ugly Xmas sweaters, it doesn't get any more adorable than our clinging sloth design. Remember when it was those stupid kittens taking up all the space on Youtube? Now, those annoying furballs have made way for the next king of the internet. The three toed sloth is part of the movement to take life at a slower pace--and that's something all deep thinkers can appreciate. These nerdy Christmas sweaters should definitely be worn with brown corduroy pants and hush puppy loafers. And don't even think about wearing one of these funny ugly Christmas sweaters without giving a name to your pet sloth. You can stroke his furry back as you introduce him to coworkers at a holiday party. They think you're weird already, might as well confirm it!

For obnoxious Christmas sweaters, look no farther than our non-denominational "Office Christmas Party" design. It's got a little something for everyone whether you spin the dreidel or dress up for Kwanza. It's just one of those funny ugly Xmas sweaters that had to happen sooner or later, and it might as well happen to you at the next holiday party. Feel free to regale other guests with your limited Wikipedia-sourced knowledge of the customs of other cultures. You can offend everyone with these nerdy Christmas sweaters depending on what direction you take the conversation, the choice is yours!

Sometimes, nerdy Christmas sweaters can be naughty Xmas sweaters. That's the case with all our classic humping reindeer designs. From a purely scientific point of view, displaying the mating habits of Rangifer tarandus (also known as caribou) isn't offensive at all. It's just a fact of life. But these sexy Christmas sweaters might well get you into trouble if worn in mixed company. Perhaps you're better off sticking with our tamer designs!