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Obnoxious Christmas Sweaters


Want to annoy everyone in a five-mile radius with your total disregard for fashion rules? Our obnoxious Christmas sweaters will do the trick--with a bow on top. It's just a matter of figuring out which one you'll wear for each of the twelve days of Christmas. Because you may be obnoxious, but you should never be predictable!
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Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Dancing Snowmen Cardigan w/ Elbow Patches SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Dancing Snowmen Cardigan w/ Elbow Patches
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Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Drunk Mall Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Drunk Mall Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells
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Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Black Snowflake Vest Women's Black Snowflake Vest SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Black Snowflake Vest
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater
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Women's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Quick View
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Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Custom Party Nativity Scene Sweater Women's Custom Party Nativity Scene Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Dreamy Narwhal Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Dreamy Narwhal Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Feliz Navidog Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Flirty Flamingo Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Flirty Flamingo Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
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Women's Golden Snowflake Christmas Sweater
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Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Women's Sweet Baby Jesus Sweater
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Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Obnoxious Christmas Sweaters

Does the sight of funny ugly Christmas sweaters make you smile? Does wearing annoying Christmas gear fill your heart with glee? Can you hardly wait for the holidays so you can put on a smile and an ugly sweater? Then our collection of Tipsy Elves outerwear, featuring a plethora of obnoxious Christmas sweaters, will make you tingle from the top of your Santa hat to the curly tip of your elf shoes. Here are a few of the most gratuitously grating selections in our online catalogue.

That's the sound you'll make with every step when you wear the Bells Are Ringing inappropriate Christmas sweater. Each of the large brass bells depicted on the front of this sweater is equipped with a tiny jingle bell in lieu of a clapper. The joy of the season will put a bounce in your step, making these bells ring from now 'til Christmas Day. Turn on the Jingle Bell Rock, because you've got the rhythm section covered. This is the perfect obnoxious Christmas sweater if you like to fidget and bop to the beat while you talk with people at a party. They'll become fixated (and potentially hypnotized) by the tiny music makers around your neck.

What's the most annoying Christmas song of all time? Probably "The Little Drummer Boy", to be honest. But "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" definitely makes the top 5. Now, you can celebrate this inane ditty in pictorial form on this gruesome piece of apparel. Of course, this sweater deserves a sound track. Wear it over a dress shirt with a chest pocket. Put your iPhone in that pocket (concealed from view) and play the awful song on repeat at a low volume. People will think they are losing their minds because they swear they can hear it whenever you walk by, but your lips aren't moving.

Obnoxious Christmas sweaters can have a very carefully targeted audience. After all, obnoxiousness is highly subjective. If you love dogs and you have an arch-nemesis who loves cats, wearing our Electrocuted Cat sweater in their presence will guarantee offense. The intimation that there could be anything funny about a cat being lit up like a Christmas tree is simply unacceptable. This means WAR! As a bonus, the ugly cat sweater is so ugly it makes everyone else want to claw their eyes out.

The Black Santa sweater is another obnoxious Christmas sweater option that can be classified as mystifying, humorous, or insufferable depending on personal opinion. But if you like to start arguments at holiday parties (just to see what will happen), this is one of those hideous Christmas sweaters online that will definitely do the trick. Getting into a heated discussion about the ethnicity St. Nick isn't the real game here. Instead, work the conversation back around to whether or not the person you are talking to believes in Santa. If they don't, walk away shaking your head and say sadly, "I just can't be friends with someone who doesn't believe the way I do." This sweater goes great with a black pair of sweater pants.