Where do you go for the best and brightest men’s St. Patrick’s Day clothing? Right here, where the rainbow meets the pot of gold. It’s your lucky day because we’ve got the ideal items for all your pub and parade activities right here. Let’s have a look.
Shirts: No pub crawl would be complete without one of our men’s St. Patrick’s Day shirts. Choose a white or blue “McHenley” long sleeve tee if the March breeze is raising goosebumps on your arms. Or, if your blood is warmed with a sufficient amount of whiskey, you can go for one of our short-sleeved T-shirts to show off your brawny leprechaun arms. And yes, leprechauns are a recurring theme on our funny St. Patrick’s Day clothing. There’s even a wee bearded bairn strapped into a baby carrier. He’s smoking a pipe, but that’s just because he dropped his pacifier. Speaking of bad habits, you’ll get a kick out of the tee that answers the question: “How many leprechauns does it take to do a keg stand?”
Shorts: Of course, you have to wear something fancy with our St. Patrick’s Day shirts, but you might not be ready to go full kilt yet. In that case, you can preserve your modesty with our comfortable shorts featuring rainbows or shamrocks. And yes, we do have full-length pants in case the sun glaring off your pale Irish shins might blind passersby.
Suits: Perhaps you need to dress up for a night on the town. After all, they don’t let just anyone into the dance club on such an important night as March 17th, 2018. You’ll need to show a little more flair in our Shamrock Star or Rainbro blazers and slacks. Or you could go completely the other direction with one of our jumpsuits that’s basically an adult sized onesie. It’s the one you’ll want to choose if you don’t intend to change into PJs before collapsing into bed after an evening of pub crawling.
Socks and Stuff: Click your heels, because these stockings are exactly the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life. Now you can enjoy Irish flag socks with a tiny pocket sewn in so you can bring a shot of Jameson wherever you travel. We recommend wearing these socks with our long green trousers and one of our more sedate men’s St. Patrick’s day shirts so no one will suspect a thing. Of course, underneath it all, you should be sporting a pair of plaid boxer briefs.
Finish off the ensemble with a fanny pack. The attached drink holder is exactly the right size for a can of beer (the koozie that holds a mug was a little too cumbersome so that idea got scratched!) The belt bag itself is the right size for snacks like potato chips to soak up all that beer. It’s also where you will want to stow your valuables so they don’t fall out of your pockets during your own keg stand.
Whether it’s just a top or top to toe, get your men’s St. Patrick’s Day clothing while the deals are still green!