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Womens Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Look Ho-Ho-Hot this holiday season with the world's most popular women's ugly Christmas sweaters! Our game-changing Christmas sweaters feature the most outrageous and hilarious designs, guaranteed to get you on the naughty list. Looking for something tamer? We've got those too! One thing is for sure - while other ugly Christmas sweaters might play it cool, these hot new designs get attention and get the party started! Created with premium materials and a flattering fit, these ugly sweaters will be your best holiday purchase yet. Buckle up, because these are the ugly Christmas sweaters for women that your grandma warned you about.
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Elf Sweater Dress
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Women's Black Snowflake Vest
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Women's Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Most of the time, when you go clothes shopping you have a love/hate relationship with the mirror. There's never anything that seems to distract from your "problem areas" in just the right way. But with our women's ugly Christmas sweaters, no one will even notice a few extra holiday pounds. They'll be too busy staring in wonder at how such a beautiful gal could wear such a hideous Christmas sweater. Our ugly Christmas sweaters for women are guaranteed to make you look stunning by comparison. Here's a small sampling for your enjoyment.

If you were an old-fashioned schoolmarm running a one-room schoolhouse on the prairie, this might be your favorite choice from the wide variety of women's ugly Christmas sweaters we offer. It's certainly one of ours. The trees and wreaths practically give us cedar allergies just from looking at them. Fortunately, we had the good sense to put the small twin wreaths on the back instead of the chest so they don't look like Yuletide pasties. After all, we do have some taste!

Are you a natural empath? Do you always see things from all points of view? Then perhaps you've always felt sorry for the poor Christmas cookies that await their fate on a plate by the fireplace every Christmas Eve. Show your support for the SPCGM (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Gingerbread Men) with this women's ugly Christmas sweater.

Are you tired of guys who are all snowball and no carrot? Breeze past them with a chilly glare while sporting one of our hilarious ugly Christmas sweaters. If you want to be particularly mean, take the tiniest baby carrot you can find from the veggie tray at the party. Hand it to the guy who won't leave you alone and ask, "Hey, did you lose this?"

While not one of our more elegant holiday sweaters, this affectionate bigfoot has a winning smile and an inviting sprig of mistletoe, offering up some sloppy smooches to celebrate the holiday. That's fine until some drunken fool with egg-nog goggles tries to plant one on that furry mug. Then, you might have to do something abominable. Mr. Yeti is all yours in our brand new Yeti Sweater.

Don't forget about all the selections of reindeer sweaters for women that could make Santa forget about Mrs. Claus. Stay out of the cold with our christmas pjs for women.

Are you frustrated and confused by sizing charts? Do you have trouble ordering clothes online because they don't fit the way you expected? You'll love the way we simplify things by offering measurements in inches. There's no guessing whether you're an 8 or a 12 in one style or another. Just bring your measuring tape out from its hiding place and find your precise fit. Our women's ugly Christmas sweaters run true to size, so you can order with confidence. You can even buy your male counterpart his very own men's ugly Christmas sweater. We want you to look your best while you look your worst. It's because we care!