Gray t-shirt with a graphic and text 'Not a player, I just crush a lot' on a white background
Men's Not a Player Tee
Men's Not a Player Tee
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Men's Not a Player Tee

$27.95
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Men's Not a Player Tee

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buttery soft poly-cotton blend
buttery soft

poly-cotton

blend

game changing designs
game

changing

designs

perfect fit
perfect

fit

wrinkle resistant
wrinkle

resistant

Description

Everybody loves a pun at Christmas - well how about a Big Pun? Said pun was definitely intended with this Men's Not A Player Christmas T-Shirt. Paying tribute to the rapping legend Big Pun himself, this men's nutcracker shirt declares our love for chestnuts using a fitting twist on the lyrics. With a large black and white motif, wearers literally see the nutcracking process (you can insert your own jokes here) and appreciate the slightly amended rap lyrics. If there's a time and a place for gangsta rap, it's at Christmas, so throw on this tee and crack out the puns.

Details
Care:
MACHINE WASH COLD, GENTLE CYCLE WASH AND DRY WITH LIKE COLORS, ONLY NON CHLORINE BLEACH WHEN NEEDED, TUMBLE DRY LOW, COOL IRON, DO NOT IRON ON PRINT
Material:
50% POLYESTER | 38% COTTON | 12% RAYON
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    • Men's Not a Player Tee

    $27.95

    Overall rating: 4.970588 / 5 from 34 reviews.

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    soft & cute!

    "great fit"

    — Avanti B. (5/5)

    Very comfortable

    "Very comfortable"

    — Todd R. (5/5)

    Great shirt!

    "My bf loves this shirt - best thing for a Nutcracker fan!"

    — WENDY K. (5/5)

    Great Shirt

    "I get tons of comments on this shirt."

    — Larry T. (5/5)

    Awesome quality and I love

    "Awesome quality and I love the small details with your branding on the bottom. We are leaving on holiday to Jamaica so my son will love this!"

    — Jill P. (5/5)

    Soft Men’s Tee

    "Super soft material and very stretchy. Purchased an XL for my husband and fits great! Highly recommend!"

    — Erin R. (5/5)

    Fast Shipping!

    "Our shirts were a big hit at the holiday gatherings! Shipped so fast and best quality I have seen!"

    — Jennifer S. (5/5)

    Men’s not a player tee

    "It was a gift , and he loves it!!"

    — Andres R. (5/5)

    Perfect Christmas T-Shirt

    "Husband gets a shirt here almost every year. Quality of shirt/image & sizing are great! We’ll definitely be ordering again. Thanks Tipsy Elves!"

    — Heather P. (5/5)

    Soft and comfortable

    "Soft and comfortable"

    — Ashley J. (5/5)

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