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Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Angel Beer Bong Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Bottle Opener Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Centaur Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95
Men's Dancing Snowmen Cardigan w/ Elbow Patches SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Dancing Snowmen Cardigan w/ Elbow Patches
$0.00 - $34.95
Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Drunk Mall Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Drunk Mall Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Gaudy Garland Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Miss Me Yet Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells
$64.95 $39.95
Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Men's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ask Your Mom Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Beer Pong Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $27.95
Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Believe Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Birthday Surprise Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Black Snowflake Vest Women's Black Snowflake Vest SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Black Snowflake Vest
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Carrot Trail Nightmare Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater Quick View
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Women's Christmas Present Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Cornhole Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Crazy Cat Lady Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Custom Party Nativity Scene Sweater Women's Custom Party Nativity Scene Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Custom Party Nativity Scene Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Dreamy Narwhal Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Dreamy Narwhal Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Drinking Game Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Face Swap Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Feliz Navidog Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Feliz Navidog Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Flirty Flamingo Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Flirty Flamingo Ugly Christmas Sweater
$0.00 - $59.95
Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ginger Roid Rage Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Golden Snowflake Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Golden Snowflake Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Holiday Hooter Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Jingle Bros Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Mermanta Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Rose Ceremony Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Santa Unicorn Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Sea Sleigher Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Sequined Snowman Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Snowman Nose Thief Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Stocking Stuffer Ugly Christmas Sweater
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Sweet Baby Jesus Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Sweet Baby Jesus Sweater
$59.95
Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Ugly Cat Christmas Sweater with Bells
$64.95 $39.95
Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Winter Whale Tail Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater SOLD OUT Quick View
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Women's Yellow Snow Ugly Christmas Sweater
$59.95 $34.95
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Nerdy Christmas Sweaters

What is it about nerdy Christmas sweaters that just makes you want to put on your thick rimmed plastic glasses and strap on a fanny pack? We don't know, but we can say that you're in the right place to find funny Xmas sweaters that hit the quirky note just right. In fact, you can nerd up any of our funny ugly Christmas sweaters by wearing them over a white button down shirt with a clip on bow tie. Or, you can wear them with cargo pants, white socks, and sandals. Don't even get us started on how the right winter beanie can turn up the volume on a nerdy Xmas sweater!

Want to explore some of our cute ugly Xmas sweaters in more detail? Let's dive in. First, we know you are going to get a kick out of our "nerd-tleneck" sweater. It combines the divinely modest neckline of a turtleneck top with the stodgy contour of a sweater vest. And that's just the beginning. The sleeves and neckline are printed in an eye-popping plaid while the contrasting pin-striped vest is garishly decorated with candy canes and a Christmas tree. With so much d_cor vying for your attention on this nerdy Xmas sweater, no one will even notice that you forgot your pocket protector.

In terms of funny ugly Xmas sweaters, it doesn't get any more adorable than our clinging sloth design. Remember when it was those stupid kittens taking up all the space on Youtube? Now, those annoying furballs have made way for the next king of the internet. The three toed sloth is part of the movement to take life at a slower pace--and that's something all deep thinkers can appreciate. These nerdy Christmas sweaters should definitely be worn with brown corduroy pants and hush puppy loafers. And don't even think about wearing one of these funny ugly Christmas sweaters without giving a name to your pet sloth. You can stroke his furry back as you introduce him to coworkers at a holiday party. They think you're weird already, might as well confirm it!

For obnoxious Christmas sweaters, look no farther than our non-denominational "Office Christmas Party" design. It's got a little something for everyone whether you spin the dreidel or dress up for Kwanza. It's just one of those funny ugly Xmas sweaters that had to happen sooner or later, and it might as well happen to you at the next holiday party. Feel free to regale other guests with your limited Wikipedia-sourced knowledge of the customs of other cultures. You can offend everyone with these nerdy Christmas sweaters depending on what direction you take the conversation, the choice is yours!

Sometimes, nerdy Christmas sweaters can be naughty Xmas sweaters. That's the case with all our classic humping reindeer designs. From a purely scientific point of view, displaying the mating habits of Rangifer tarandus (also known as caribou) isn't offensive at all. It's just a fact of life. But these sexy Christmas sweaters might well get you into trouble if worn in mixed company. Perhaps you're better off sticking with our tamer designs!