Cute fanny packs. Some people think that’s an oxymoron, but we think it’s a fashion challenge worth accepting. You’ll discover that our stylish fanny packs are more than just a place to stash stuff when your pants don’t have the requisite number of pockets. These modern fanny packs are also a style statement that will have people staring at your waistline like you’re a celebrity who is rumored to have undergone gastric bypass. To be clear, our belt bags don’t make you look skinnier. They simply make everyone else envious of your great accessories.
Our lineup of patriotic choices starts with our American flag fanny pack. This red, white, and beautiful piece is equipped with a matching drink holder (because who doesn’t like to live in the land of the hands free?) Our Team USA and patriotic heart designs are other stylish fanny packs that are perfect for festivals, sporting events, concerts, and more. We’ve also got plenty of styles available for the beach and for retro parties, because everyone secretly loves palm trees and unicorns. Our trendy fanny packs can even be equipped with a six pack koozie that will make you an instant hit at any party. Being the walking drink dispenser is exactly as cool as it sounds, and only our cool fanny packs put you in the situation to become everyone’s new best friend. If they tip you, that’s even better.
There’s also no shortage of cute fanny packs for holidays. And what holiday practically demands that you carry a frosty beverage with you at all times? You guessed, it. St. Patty’s Day! Strap on our St Patrick's day fanny pack and your green beer will never be more than a few inches away from your hand—depending on how long your arms are.
Do you men folk want cool fanny packs that won’t get searched? Our “Dick in a Box” gift wrapped belt bag is your best shot. Nobody wants to be the security guy that asks you to unzip so he can look inside. That job would seriously suck. The irony that fanny is a British term for female bits but you’re sporting the opposite equipment isn’t lost on us. In fact, it just makes the whole thing funnier…the ultimate inside joke. These also make great fanny pack for festivals to keep your family jewels secure no matter how crazy things get out on the grounds.
Whether you choose our gold St Patrick's Day fanny pack (complete with suspenders), the Jack O Lantern design, or a cheery Christmas pattern, these trendy fanny packs make awesome gifts for special occasions. There’s even a frilly white version for brides! That’s something she probably won’t wear down the aisle, but it will come in very useful during the honeymoon in Cancun. After all, there aren’t many pockets on a swimsuit and our cute fanny packs can come to the rescue. Pick up a few different styles in our store today so you have a stockpile of stylish fanny packs on hand no matter what the future holds.