Aren’t you glad that men’s swimsuits are so much more comfortable than women’s swimwear? You don’t have to worry about any of the usual stuff—like whether the bikini is going to bisect your butt or if the top is going to slip at the wrong moment. You don’t even have to pick a one piece vs. a two piece. All you have to do is select a pair of boardshorts and go. Or maybe not. The Tipsy Elves are on a mission to make it super-challenging for you to pick the best trunks this season.
How do we accomplish this feat? By giving you a whole array of unique designs to peruse! They all feature the same great fit with a sturdy drawstring and just the right amount of ease for an active lifestyle. But the colors and patterns will bewitch you completely. Remember to blink while you stare at these mens board shorts on your computer screen, because you are about to go down the rabbit hole of fashion, and there is no easy way out. Fortunately, we are here to help you select the perfect men’s swimsuit for your personality. Here’s a brief guide you can use to ensure you make the right choice.
Are you prickly on the outside but sweet on the inside? Then our pineapple trunks are the perfect pair for your personality. These brightly colored shorts let everyone know that they can safely ignore your gruff exterior. You really are approachable. Soon, you’ll be the life of the luau and everyone will know your name. Be prepared to limbo your way into the hearts of all.
Maybe you are the kind of guy who likes to be the center of attention. Strut and preen in our pastel macaw trunks. This men’s swimsuit practically screeches “Look at me!” And everyone will. Just be sure to hone your storytelling talents so you can keep your audience enthralled. Plus, buy everyone a round of drinks. It works like a charm when you are trying to put on a show.
Does your temperament tend to be cool and collected? It doesn’t get much cooler than our tangerine and aqua swim shorts for men. The retro styling looks awesome with a white button down shirt (remember to cuff up the sleeves for a more authentic vibe). You’ll be chilling in the cabana with all the best looking people at the party in no time. Even if you can’t quite make the VIP list, you’ll feel super-special in our Tipsy Elves men’s swimsuits.
Perhaps thunderstorms are brewing behind your brows. Warn others of your explosive nature with our lightning buy swim trunks. Don’t worry, they aren’t really electric so it’s safe to go in the water. But you might want to warn those around you that you take the water volleyball competition very seriously. No cheating will be tolerated.
We’ve got plenty more designs where those came from -- there are tons of swimming trunks online So take a little time (but not too long) and get the men’s swimsuit that you like best. And remember, we’re here to answer any questions!